Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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