Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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