His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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