Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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