Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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