what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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