Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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