I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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