We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
and she was petting her beer can
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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