i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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