We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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