im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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