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Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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