Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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