I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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