everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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