Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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