You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
North Korea, Best Korea!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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