Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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