After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I need to align my fucking chakras
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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