she was so not down for the gang bang
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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