I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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