Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
As shirtless as possible
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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