There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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