You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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