: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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