Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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