His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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