Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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