What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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