dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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