I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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