Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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