Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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