My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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