i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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