I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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