Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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