I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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