hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
This couple is walking their pig around campus
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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