Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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