I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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