Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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