she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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