she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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