We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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