put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You may now shotgun with the bride
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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