I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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