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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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