I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'm really busy with my period
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