i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Randomize
