If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
